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The writing's on the wall.: Three days rule. →
“Seriously. Jesus started the whole ‘wait three days’ thing. He waited three days to come back to life. It was perfect! If he had only waited one day, a lot of people wouldn’t have even heard that he died. They’d be all, ‘Hey Jesus, what up?’ and Jesus would probably be like, ‘What up? I died…
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On Hayley Williams' nude photo
GET OVER IT. GEEZ they’re just tits. Why are you guys acting like you’ve never seen tits before? :| Hayley i still love and respect you no matter what :) that hacker’s a douche btw