friend: i got an A on my calculus test
friend: i got a hot boyfriend
friend: i had so much fun partying this weekend
me: one time i got four notes on a text post i made
purplewayfarers: sexuallyfrustratedfowlandshort: longlivethe-king: cesaret: “You are unacceptable!” Tumblr yelled, giving Missing E a firm shove. “What are you doing, I thought we were…” Missing E cried, both unable to resist the abuse and compatibility with its love, the one who gave it meaning and purpose. “I thought I could take it, but you slow me down! You make me crash! You ruin my...